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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And when you get to the security desks, just tell them to fuck off as your British and prefer to live in a country with a free health service.

(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Also, when they look at your bag
laugh and say "It's alright, I don't have a bomb in there!"
(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Also when they ask you to go in the full body scanner
shout "I HAVE NO SHAME!" strip off in front of them and do the YMCA dance.
(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Thwacking your cock against the guys doing the scans also gets you on their good side.

(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

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