Ow! Just fucking ow.
I remember when I did my wrists in. Wiping was fun. As was showering.

Then again yes, showering was fun. The wife had to soap me up and scrub.
Then again she did have a rather idiosyncratic method for willy drying.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you get a blow-dry-job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

No.
She used to wrap him in a towel then roll vigorously between her palms.
You know, like you do when warming a biro. She saw nothing wrong in it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:54, Reply)

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(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Sorry
It is funny though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, Reply)

She now offers to dry me off when I come out of the shower.
Then laughs like a maniac. I love her.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Hahahah
She sounds ace
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I was initially fearful
that I would require assistance in the shower, which would have been humiliating. By all rights I should be helped in the shower, I suppose, but I'm a stubborn bastard who refuses to accept this.

But I am willing to accept having others cook and do the cleaning.
( Wanderer, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)