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cuntweasel
Clendrix can I please go to Cornwall now because I'm having a shit day with people complaining about their stupid boxes.

Hell, I'd even prefer to be in Dunstable right now.

Can we talk about breasts for a while please to cheer me up?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
This should cheer you up,
very very slightly nsfw.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6752187
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This link really does need more attention, boobs and cake,
what the fuck is wrong with you people
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
everyone is sat staring at it
but not typing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
hurrrrrhhhhhhfhhh boobs

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
The bimbo bit above the boobs is a bit offputting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Just because she's blonde doesn't mean she's a bimbo,
How dare you insult anonymous woman on the internet. HOW DARE YOU?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I bloody dare you know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
whyiorta

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)
comeandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)
precisely

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I like legs.
Left legs, right legs, sometimes just a little in-between will do.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I like hips

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
And Haws?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I have breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Well, I'm quite sure Dad won't mind.
He called yesterday - I think the fact that it's happening THIS WEEK finally dawned on him.
I informed him that we would all the watching the F1 with him on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)
YAY!
This has cheered me up no end :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
to keep you extra happy TGB
I'm going to have to leave fairly early on Sunday as we've got a family Easter thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Oh well - less bacon required for Baconfest on Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
do you take away?
I'm not concerned, as I'm going to my parents' place for roast goose. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Depends...
what time are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
probably about 10ish
depends how I'm feeling/whether I'm awake
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I might hop to the kitchen in my sleeping bag, if you're lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Are you going to be naked inside it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Depends on how things go at the bash.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I'm forecasting that the answer will be yes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I'm not going to be there though
so it's pretty unlikely.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm like you, but better

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
How exciting!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)
He's lying, he's nothing like me
I'm well built and hairy, I play guitar and surf and I'm a bit smug sometimes, while he, he, he.

...


...


Oh dear god.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
you just wait till I meet your mrs
then I'll have mine and yours, and you'll have nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This is why I don't bring my mrs to b3ta bashes any more

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
a wise choice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
He'll have me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
that's what I said

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
that was rather harsh, wasn't it
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)
That cut me to the quick that did.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)
is that a part of the finger nail?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I dunno *shrugs*
Stop trying to change the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)
fuck him
more for us
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Sideboob!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Best of all the wardrobe malfunctions

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Underboob is OK too.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)
FILA FTW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Eh?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Remember the 'Wanna FILA?' advert in the 90s?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)
This
actually I just removed that cos it's a bit naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)
What is it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'll gaz you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Gaz me too
I like getting mail
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Milky white cleavage.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)
With a light smattering of freckles.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I have two freckles
How many are on show give me a decency guide to my necklines.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)
*Rubs thighs*

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
They're your nips aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)
No, ones her clit and the other one is her prolapsed rectum

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
hahah nope, not the jelly tots!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Weeeeooooh Weeeeoooh Crackle Hiss
Come in Zed Victor one. *Twiddles tuning dials*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I've got a load of freckles :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I like freckles.
They amuse me for hours.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Do you join them up and make rude picures on yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I had freckles when I was a nipper and I hated them.
My teacher said that it meant I would grow up to be beautiful.

Lying bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
really, what a fucking load of tosh
all I got as I grew up was more freckles
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

on of
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Alright lovely people...
Oh and... BOOBS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)
BEWBS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Oh man, I frickin love boobs I do

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Alright mr!
How was your head on Sunday?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)
It was fine actually
little bit iffy first thing in the morning, but other than that I felt fine. I did feel quite drunk though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Well done sir
Did DiT tell you about our powercut? :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I saw your facebook status'
Did you have to snuggle together for warmth? Or did you take the opportunity to go to the pub?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Haha
Nope, it was about 1.00am when it cut so we both just went to bed... I snuggled my hot water bottle! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I'm bored of boobs now, we should talk about something else.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
IN OPPOSITE LAND!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Where you're funny?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Bored of boobs?
Gayer!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Say it like you mean it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)
*ahem*
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)
BOOBZES!!!!
How goes laydeh?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)
There was a post on /talk rating various b3tans boobs, we should have a top 10 /offtopicers boobs list too.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
link?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6745342
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Theres actually compliments for /qotw women at the bottom from talkers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Reminding us we weill never be as hot as MM

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Pfft!
A bit too boney for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:52, Reply)
She's a nice girl.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I imagine you'd probably need lady B3tans to
gaz you pictures of their boobs, to make it fair of course?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
No, I'll arrange a bash for close inspection.
Myspace style pictures are misleading.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I see
That would be the logical approach!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'm all about the logic.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Its the way forward clearly! :)
And you're totally all about the logic, rather than all about the boobage!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)
My boobs
come highly recommended
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Hehe
What like... ***** Star! MUST SEE!! Critics Choice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)
"Now showing"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
yes
just like that *dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Its good thank you madam!
How are you feeling?

I've also realised that its ma birthday next weekend - OMGEEEEE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Still have lurgy but I'm in a better mood than I was this morning thanks :)
OOOOH BIRTHDAY EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Awww man
Hopefully it buggers off soon! :(

*claps hands*

Birthday Birthday!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I've just bought a £600 Neff double oven on Ebay for £151
I'm sure that's cheered you up.

It's fucking cheered ME up - I haven't had an oven for about a year...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)
An up and over?
Oh you ninja editor.


Edit - How've you been cooking your crack cocaine then?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)
On the hob, of course.
God I am SO glad I didn't knob my ex on Saturday. This is not related to ovens, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Of course, silly me.
Yay for new ovens. I could do with a new cooker but I keep spending my money on holidays.

Edit - Yay for not knobbing exes. I'm very proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)
The relief I feel at not having done that
counters the lost wallet and £80.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Oh you didn't...I just assumed that you did
what with the drugs and waking up on your sofa and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I would have woken up at her house
or at mine with her in it *shudder* if I had done. I'm 100% sure I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)
microwave

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)
fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)
on crack?
unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

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