you're getting him a CD
for a decade rounding birthday?
Such cheapness will not be acceptable with me. Muh-ha-ha-ha.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

People get so het up about the fact that they happen to have been born
a number of years easily divisible by ten ago. Why? What exactly is different about it? FUCK BLOODY ALL. People should either all their birthdays or just not give a shit. It's just another day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah but dude
It's 2010 and my mother is 50, my uncle is 40, my nana is 70, THREE friends are 30 and he ^ is 30.

I'm gonna be homeless and destitute by September.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I demand saphires and emeralds
and stupidly pointy guitars!
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I am only a shelver, remember.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Are you getting touchy about the fact you're getting close to the big
5-0?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

SHH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

in some ways I agree
but in others... I want to stay in my twenties *sobs*
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

There there
30s are ace.
Kids stand up for you on the tube.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

*cries*

( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

That's not all I'm getting him, you bellend!
But he says "Our Roota always gets me rare and unusual presents".
So that was the main challenge. Something rare or odd or apt or whatever. I think combining his love of totally odd music and Hungarian lesbian vampires is a pretty decent effort!

The rest will be comprised of Jack Daniels.

EDIT: Oh, and I get your point. I'm on it ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I am just teasing btw
Starting to go out with someone a month and a bit before their 30th birthday is a bit unfair.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Just shush.
I get good presents. Sometimes they cost £5, sometimes they cos £100, but man, I get good presents.
BLEEV.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Don't say that
If she wants to go out with you, she has to accept you for who you are, which is old, bitter and demanding an frickin awesome 30th birthday present.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Shut up you!
I do 'unusual' and 'meaningful'.
(ie. cheap)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I've decided I'm having an awesome birthday
I'm going on a Highland retreat for a stag week style holiday. It's all been paid for so if you want to come you just have to get to Aviemore near the end of the April.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

but he has to serve the drinks
In nothing but a bow-tie
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I've already got DiT doing that
He doesn't know this yet but I've agreed a price with Flim-Flam.
( djtrialprice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)