Surely if they're sending you bills for -£7.50
you should ring the bastards up and demand the already overdue payment of £7.50 they clearly owe you? They'll either stop sending the letters sharpish or you'll make a pretty penny out of their stupidity...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I never thought of that.
But to be fair, I just want them to fuck off.
I hated them the moment I got with them. Sarcastic South African cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

At the risk of sounding dreafully racist
the last time I was looking for a new place to live, I spoke to a number of estate agents but just couldn't bring myself to trust the South African ones. Is it the accent, or are they just much more pushy than their British colleagues?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

More pushy
"Do you WANT to save money or not, Miss Roota??"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Ha! That does sound eerily familiar
I noticed one of them tried to pull the trick of casually mentioning that her little one had just started school - read: "I could really use the commission on this one" - well, if you needed it that badly then you wouldn't have shown us one place that completely missed our requirements and another which was miles out of our price range, you daft bint.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

See?
Cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

The S.A.
mortgage broker I used many years ago, accidently misplaced my passport.

My sister used his services a year or so later, and he accidently misplaced hers. My boss was using him at the same time, and coincidently, his passport went missing too.

They are an abent minded lot, these South Africans.
(dchurch bah, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

*sings*
I've never met a Nice South African
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

and that's not bloody surprising, man
'Cos we're a bunch of arrogant bastards
Who hate black people
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

This
Every time they sent you a minus bill send an invoice for the same amount to their finance department.
(bill, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Your username is marvellously appropriate for this subthread.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I can never be arsed
I bought something that reeked of turps. Emailed them and told them.
They said "No probs, send it back and we'll give you a voucher to boot."
I didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)