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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I don't want toast for lunch anymore.
I want something interesting.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Cut off Catfaces penis
and fry it in a little olive oil and garlic. I'm sure it will be delicious, plus it will prevent any more pregnancies.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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Considering he'll have to wait about another 13 years before the NHS will give him a vasectomy,
it just might work.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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God, you're so bloody demanding.
You're getting homemade bread rolls on Saturday morning.
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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I'm getting terrible tinitus
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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I feel like I'm under water.
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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I'm having real problems talking on the telephone
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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WE ARE SO ROCK AND ROLL
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:28,
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This sounds awesome.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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Hopefully the smell of baking will entice people out of bed.
We have to digest our breakfast before Eden Project pasty time.
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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I visited the Eden project on the 5th April last year
so my annual membership card will still be valid, so I can spend more money on pasties.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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That's the spirit.
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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