my baby's got a tooth!
a tooth! he's getting all growed up :(
where the fuck have the last 6 months gone, eh? someone please tell me.
( ascorbate, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:04, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is very cool.
Now he can bite paedophiles.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:12, Reply)

lol :o)
How are your kidneys pet?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:19, Reply)

semi-fucked.
That's proper medical jargon an' all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:25, Reply)

word of warning
don't say this in front of the health visitors. they do not like paedophile jokes. not that I've made that mistake at all. oh no.
( ascorbate, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:21, Reply)

heh!
Catface has been warned of that too.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Bloody social workers
they can't have it both ways, they either have to let all the nonces have their way with kids, or none of them, otherwise it's just not fair.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Woooo
are you still breast feeding?
(Is that an innapropriately personal question? Sorry if it is)
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmmmm, breasts!
Best of all the lady parts :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:20, Reply)

yes
and no, it's not. but i have mastitis, which is much much more grim than I would have thought.
( ascorbate, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Aw, that sucks!
pardon the pun :o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Your lovely man has joined Facebook
Are you going to join and put up pictures of your boobs?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Sorry, no can do
I refuse to join faecebook as long as I'm working with kids - I daren't risk them finding out what I'm like IRL! If it's any consolation, I promise to motorboat you next time I see you ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Fair enough
That's a compromise I'm happy with.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Better watch out for bite marks as well as the mastitis now.
Can you get baby gum shields?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:25, Reply)

The LHC stole them with a time black hole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I certainly couldn't tell you.
It's hard for me to believe I've been off teh sex for 6 months.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:24, Reply)

But you said you did the nasty with someone recently?
I got all excited and touched myself a little bit?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I didn't have sex.
I did something but I didn't have intercourse.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:29, Reply)

bumming?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:31, Reply)

nah

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:32, Reply)

boo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Did you put his winky in your mouth?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:34, Reply)

maybe I did
maybe I didn't

either way my bits are untouched
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Surely
Vanished in a storm of baby poo, deafening wails and sleepless nights?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)