Yoda wears a baggy robe,
He could be hiding an unexpectedly large cock under there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's true
maybe that's why he's so hunched, maybe it weighs a tonne.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This is making more and more sense.
I think we've hit on something here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You're brodie from Mallrats in disguise.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Sadly that's a Kevin Smith film I haven't seen
So I have no idea what you're on about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I think it is the best one
you should watch it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

The final Blind Date style scene still makes me almost cry with laughter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

it is superb
I love the bit with the magic eye picture and the kids

"look, a schooner!"
"you dumb bastard, it's a sailboat"
"a schooner is a sailboat"
"THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

While it is superb
Dogma is the best.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I have to agree with this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

You can't agree with it until you've seen mallrats.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Fine.
Of the films I have seen, Dogma is the best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Another minor victory, online.
today is a good day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*sigh*
I can't even be bothered to mean about this post. It's far too easy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I like Dogma for its ideas and the way they're put across
but I like Mallrats for its immature laughs.

Although for immaturity, Clerks is where it's really at.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm sure I'll get round to it eventually.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

There's a cameo in it by Stan Lee
Brodie asks him a lot of questions about comic book characters cocks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I see.
It all makes sense now. Either that, or I just have a one track mind.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I would totally have hit that
before he grew the redneck tache.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)