April Fools pranks are for office bores and loud septics
This however I thought was quite funny: www.telegraph.co.uk/expat/expatpicturegalleries/7538484/Top-April-foolery.html?image=5

EDIT: Question - Right Said Fred were too sexy for their shirts, but what are you too sexy for?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:07, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Those crazy french

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I can't believe
they didn't include the spaghetti tree!

Also, you didn't ask a question, this isn't Statement of the Week!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

They did include the spaghetti tree,
it was the first one they mentioned.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)

whoops
I assumed the bomb one was the beginning. BELM. I really don't help my case with convincing you I'm not fick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I'm too sexy for spinsterhood.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'm too sexy for a burqua

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'm too sexy for this library

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I dunno.
Books and sex are two of my most favorite things.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

It's vacation time
It's rather quiet.
Hardly anybody has seen my red dress, sexeh boots and REAL pearls!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I read that as
Vatican time. I have no idea why. Or what that is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

And you don't want to know either...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That's a pretty awesome
work outfit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

In my mind I am a cross between Anne Bancroft and Nancy Sinatra
I am more likely Miss Hathaway from the Beverley Hillbillies :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Miss +Anne billies +s

Possibly the first nice strikethrough in the history of b3ta
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

*smothers in kittums and huggles*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I want to be like Anne Bancroft.
Mature and dripping with sex appeal. She rocks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I agree
It's not a bad way to be, is it?
I was talking about this yesterday. I'd begun to fancy myself with a grand apartment and a string of gigolos.
Never mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'm too sexy for b3ta.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You're barely sexy enough for 4chan

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Tits or GTFO

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

For my age.
Apparently *preens*.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:51, Reply)