'xactly
Imagine how much weed I could conjure in the time it would take you to drive here. Disasterprone lives down this way too. Impromptu (well, not really) B3ta Bash (miniature edition)!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Conjuring weed would be a magic show I'd pay to watch!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Excellent
It'll cost you £50. For that, I will conjure £50's worth of weed. The clever part of the trick is that it only works after you've smoked that much weed, at which point you'll see whatever I damn well tell you to see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

My brother gave me a late Christmas present
-some weed. Very nice of him, only he forgot I don't smoke the stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I can give it a good home

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

You're fucking miles away
I'll take it Amberl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I'm in Ireland for holidays
and I don't think I'd risk flying with it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Build, like, a fucking huge catapult

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

now that's an idea
or my own dirigible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Surely you can hit Norwich from Ireland with one laser-guided catapult
NASA aren't doing much at the minute, they'll help
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

What could be easier?
Prepare for package
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Hang on, there's a flaw in this plan
You don't know where I live. Bear with me while I write "AMBERL AIM HERE" on my roof
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

too late I'm afraid
it's somewhere in Norwich.

Play hunt the weed!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't think offering Disasterprone drugs is a good idea.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

He's a Forest fan, like me
He's going to need something to keep his heart-rate down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)