I have no chocolate and don't expect anyone to buy me any easter eggs.
I don't really care though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HAHA you're going to die alone

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Everyone dies alone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

woah
that's deep man



not true though, I'm taking loads of fuckers with me when I go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Suicide bomber.
Or bus driver?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

He's going to poison all the croissants in Tesco in Exeter

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I do that as a matter of course
I fucking hate people who shop in Tesco
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Its Lidl or nothing eh?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

But why?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's full of feminists.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

well it's part of my hatred of most people
I don't hate them because they shop in Tesco

it's just that people I hate shop in Tesco, mind you, they shop elsewhere too, but I'm less likely to poison someone I like if I'm poisoning Tesco shoppers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

hey, I didn't make the rules

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

He's being very hateful Today
Aren't you glad you're not going to his bash?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm always hateful
and it's one of the reasons why Roota loves me so dearly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Not no more
I am a Tesco shopper
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

then it would never work out between us
I bet you're a secret lemonade drinker too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Yes but not R Whites
It's too lemony
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I am very glad indeed
I carry all my luggage in Tesco hessian bags
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Charity shops are a good source of suitcases

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, I have a full set of matching Tesco bags
And have glued wheels to the bottom of each one
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Pure class

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

The handles are a little short
So when I want to show off my wheels, I have to walk along stooping.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Should you be telling us this?
Quasiroota.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Could you speak up?
I'm down here showing off my wheelz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I SAID
DO YOU WANT HELP CROSSING THE ROAD GRANDMA?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm alright ta!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Give me your purse then.
Or I'll cut yer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

suicide bummer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

House said it, so it's true

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Tell that to the people in the World trade centre.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm not convinced that you don't care.
You just died inside, didn't you?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't start him off again

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I can't help it
I'm in a prodding mood.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

*stands around waiting to be prodded*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*shows prod*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*has second thoughts*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

*receives withering stare*
*withers*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Saucy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Nope, too much chocolate gives me spots.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

That's actually a fallacy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Does that mean he's a dick?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Don't be daft, Psychochomp doesn't have a phallus, well, I suppose technically he does, but you can't see it with the naked eye.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

you've been talking about my cock a lot recently.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Its your best feature.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The amount of attention it is recieving
is inversely proportional to it's size
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)