chocolatey woe
i am very lucky because several of my colleagues have bought me lovely easter eggs. one of them even bought me a slab from hotel chocolat. so i am quite well off on the chocolate front, even for easter.

but i just met a friend for coffee, and she gave me a huge chocolate bunny from thorntons. ok, so it had a rather fixed white chocolate myxomatosis grin, but it was very tasty looking and very lovely of her. and how did i repay her for her kindness?

i left the fucker in the bank. so if any of you are wandering around the chancery lane area of london and fancy a free gigantic chocolate bunny, pop into hsbc and tell them rswipe sent you......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:08, 68 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooooooo
I might do that. If I were in London. Then again, if I were near Chancery Lane I would go to Condor Cycles too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

What other retail units are you a fan of in London?
Have you been to that Blockbusters place? They have loads of DVDs and Video Games.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You have more chocolate than sense young lady.
*wags finger*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You can never have too much chocolate nor too little sense.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I have no chocolate and don't expect anyone to buy me any easter eggs.
I don't really care though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

HAHA you're going to die alone

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Everyone dies alone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

woah
that's deep man



not true though, I'm taking loads of fuckers with me when I go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Suicide bomber.
Or bus driver?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

He's going to poison all the croissants in Tesco in Exeter

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I do that as a matter of course
I fucking hate people who shop in Tesco
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Its Lidl or nothing eh?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

But why?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's full of feminists.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

well it's part of my hatred of most people
I don't hate them because they shop in Tesco

it's just that people I hate shop in Tesco, mind you, they shop elsewhere too, but I'm less likely to poison someone I like if I'm poisoning Tesco shoppers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

:(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

hey, I didn't make the rules

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

He's being very hateful Today
Aren't you glad you're not going to his bash?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm always hateful
and it's one of the reasons why Roota loves me so dearly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Not no more
I am a Tesco shopper
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

then it would never work out between us
I bet you're a secret lemonade drinker too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Yes but not R Whites
It's too lemony
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I am very glad indeed
I carry all my luggage in Tesco hessian bags
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Charity shops are a good source of suitcases

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

No, I have a full set of matching Tesco bags
And have glued wheels to the bottom of each one
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Pure class

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

The handles are a little short
So when I want to show off my wheels, I have to walk along stooping.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Should you be telling us this?
Quasiroota.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Could you speak up?
I'm down here showing off my wheelz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I SAID
DO YOU WANT HELP CROSSING THE ROAD GRANDMA?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm alright ta!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Give me your purse then.
Or I'll cut yer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

suicide bummer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

House said it, so it's true

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Tell that to the people in the World trade centre.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm not convinced that you don't care.
You just died inside, didn't you?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't start him off again

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I can't help it
I'm in a prodding mood.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

*stands around waiting to be prodded*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*shows prod*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*has second thoughts*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

*receives withering stare*
*withers*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Saucy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Nope, too much chocolate gives me spots.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

That's actually a fallacy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Does that mean he's a dick?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Don't be daft, Psychochomp doesn't have a phallus, well, I suppose technically he does, but you can't see it with the naked eye.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

you've been talking about my cock a lot recently.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Its your best feature.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

The amount of attention it is recieving
is inversely proportional to it's size
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

one 'phone call
and I'm pretty sure I could get it destroyed by a controlled explosion. ;)
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!
DO IT!DO IT!
DO IT!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

oh man, I hope the easter bunny brings me something great this year
like vodka or pants
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

or cock

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm turning into a heinous bitch.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm off now.
Have a good weekend everyone.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

You toooooo!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Have a good one

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Listen, Rachelswipe, I know we've had our differances in the past.
I understand that our two cultures sometimes clash, but I think we should put the past behind us and agree to be civil to each other in the future. I'm not sure how this started, it was so long ago, but what do you say? Let's be grown ups about this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Gonz, you are just after free choccy.
Go and buy your own, and keep your dignity.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm totally scoring chocolate today big time, going out for thai foods with a couple of mates, and they'll be chocolate involved.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

we've had differences?
but i thought you were going to have my babies?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Yeah', loads of times, there was that time you said that thing and I was like "=/" but didn't say anything because I didn't want to create a scene.
I forgot what it was you said, something about you saying strawberry whips are better than apple whips. Something like that.

But yeah', sure, I'll have your babys, you can keep them until they stop being useless parasites and then I'll take over, on their 17th birthday, depending on the drinking laws at the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

you just want to fuck our daughter's nubile 17 year old friends
or maybe our son's, i am never too sure with you, gonz...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I just don't know any more =(
What one is least like going to make you want to not sleep with me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

i think
you are saying that you don't want me to want you. i find that very very hurtful, i must say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Nah', double negative, it's the oppersite of that.
Damn it, this is proof that dyslexia is a massive cock-block.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

drown your sorrows
in Toblerone!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)