Listen, Rachelswipe, I know we've had our differances in the past.
I understand that our two cultures sometimes clash, but I think we should put the past behind us and agree to be civil to each other in the future. I'm not sure how this started, it was so long ago, but what do you say? Let's be grown ups about this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gonz, you are just after free choccy.
Go and buy your own, and keep your dignity.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm totally scoring chocolate today big time, going out for thai foods with a couple of mates, and they'll be chocolate involved.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

we've had differences?
but i thought you were going to have my babies?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Yeah', loads of times, there was that time you said that thing and I was like "=/" but didn't say anything because I didn't want to create a scene.
I forgot what it was you said, something about you saying strawberry whips are better than apple whips. Something like that.

But yeah', sure, I'll have your babys, you can keep them until they stop being useless parasites and then I'll take over, on their 17th birthday, depending on the drinking laws at the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

you just want to fuck our daughter's nubile 17 year old friends
or maybe our son's, i am never too sure with you, gonz...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I just don't know any more =(
What one is least like going to make you want to not sleep with me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

i think
you are saying that you don't want me to want you. i find that very very hurtful, i must say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Nah', double negative, it's the oppersite of that.
Damn it, this is proof that dyslexia is a massive cock-block.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)