we were talking about the easter bunny and santa the other night
I had a mayjah melt down when the easter bunny gave me socks, and mums all "we need to have a talk" and I'm like "OH GREAT, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME SANTA ISN'T REAL!"
Mum: "..."
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And she said, "Look, Kristine, at 26 I think you're old enough to know."

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

you're never too old to believe :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

You mean he's not?

(bill, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

no, but father christmas is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Then who was it
I sold my soul to?
(bill, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Tesco

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Ahhh
That explains all those bonus clubcard points!
(bill, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You poor thing
it sounds like a very harsh way to be told. But at least you got socks out of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)