If you want to grow a layer of moss on something
cover it with yoghurt first.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*makes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:41, Reply)

true dat!
have did it with repaired slate roofs and new stonework.
blends in in no time. well about a year or so.
actually i used a blend of yoghurt and cow poo on the roof.

evening spazzmo ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Evenin' 69'er
Am now on the train coming back from a weekend of shenanigans in Cornwall. Today was spent cycling to and from Helligan's gardens near st. Austell. I saw some moss-covered statues among other things. How's The land of poles?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:52, Reply)

had a cracking day out on bike with mrs69er, lovely weather and quiet roads!
now we am drinking gorzka honey vodka and eating smoked kielbasa and sheep's cheese with rye bread.
the land of the poles is grand, my friend, grand.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:58, Reply)