Today i learned that Polish speed-cameras photo you from the front, not the back like in the UK.
this makes a motorbike into some kind of stealth vehicle as they only have a plate on the back.

(incidentally, it being easter sunday the roads were empty so i was only being a hazard to myself, and not much of a hazard at that)

What have YOU learned today?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 17:20, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that if you pull up
pepper plants too aggressively you, and the whole kitchen, gets covered in soil
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 17:51, Reply)

a lesson well learned i hope!
hydroponics being the way forward?
at least that way you'd only get wet...
or if you used the right plant food you could get wet and off yer cake at the same time!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 17:59, Reply)

baby bio
tastes like crap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:02, Reply)

there's a hungarian liqueuer that looks and tastes like baby-bio.
comes in a suspiciously similar shaped bottle...
only the label is different...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

that's the sort of thing I'd drink
We once had a mystery drink that was found in a barn. Man, my insides must hate me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:09, Reply)

when i went to Budapest my mate Mike warned me not to fetch him any...
three guesses what happened next!

so he made me drink some as punishment.
man, that shit is well rank.
i think baby-bio would be the better option.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:35, Reply)

If you want to grow a layer of moss on something
cover it with yoghurt first.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:39, Reply)

*makes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:41, Reply)

true dat!
have did it with repaired slate roofs and new stonework.
blends in in no time. well about a year or so.
actually i used a blend of yoghurt and cow poo on the roof.

evening spazzmo ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Evenin' 69'er
Am now on the train coming back from a weekend of shenanigans in Cornwall. Today was spent cycling to and from Helligan's gardens near st. Austell. I saw some moss-covered statues among other things. How's The land of poles?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:52, Reply)

had a cracking day out on bike with mrs69er, lovely weather and quiet roads!
now we am drinking gorzka honey vodka and eating smoked kielbasa and sheep's cheese with rye bread.
the land of the poles is grand, my friend, grand.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I learn't
that B3ta is an hour ahead of itself, and that buying mattresses is a slightly surreal experience
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:33, Reply)

which means it's working on central european time, just like me!
this week my world jumped 2 hrs forward as the clocks moved then we came on holiday to poland.
feel kinda robbed!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I
showed a colleque at work a picture of a whales cock. She was impressed.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)