Nah, he's got a silly tummy for eating too much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Silly al.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Is Al really a labrador?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:39, Reply)

No, I just like sniffing peoples bums.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

And how!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

With a straw usually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Only Chris' though
sadfaces
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

My arsehole is very fragrant, actually.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I met a labrador who eats thongs today. He had one removed from his intestines on Saturday and came bouncing back in today wagging his tail looking so proud of himself.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

They should call that Dog Sisqo.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:54, Reply)

He should be very short and only have one song

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

sth
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

that thong, th, thong, thong, thong

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Labradors are always proud of themselves
they should be, they are brilliant dogs. If I get a dog it will be a labrador, but I will need a bigger house first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:55, Reply)

a labrador, but I will need a bigger house first. dressed as a french maid, and my dream come true.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Labrador's are a bit stupid, they eat underwear for example
I'd rather have a Leonburger. They're fucking awesome
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, Reply)

look, SEE, BEST DOGS EVAR

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

DUDE IS THAT REAL?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Yep, a vet I worked with had one, they're gorgeous beasties

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's like a cuddly bear
but maybe less likely to kill you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I saw one bite someone's thumb off. He was unconscious at the time though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The dog or the person who's thumb it was?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The dog
Silly lady put her hand in his mouth to rearrange the endo tracheal tube and he sighed and bit down.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I SAW ONE OF THESE TODAY!
He was just chillin' on the high street.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

You should've dognapped him and made him your new fail dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, Reply)

He was a bit big to stuff under my jumper.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Bollocks, I've seen how big your jumper is
you tubby cunt
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

You fucking meanie.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I've got a sort tummy
I'm allowed to be mean
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)

To be fair, I am horrendously fat.
YM gives me a biscuit every time I fuck her.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)

FATTIES ONLINE? NO WAI
To tell the truth, I am a terrible fatty myself, I just hide it really well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)

You hide it under your skinny tummy
and only get it out on special occasions.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Damn straight, hardly anyone sees it. I have stealth fatty ninja tactics

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I don't eat the biscuits your mum offers me
I give them to your wife as a reward for rimming me
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Oh, burn.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:14, Reply)

rn m

+ me with a cactus, I like that sort of thing as I'm a disgusting sexual deviant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Right, the way I see it
the only chance we have of coming second is Man City upsetting United, and yet making loads of mistakes when we play them.

What do you reckon?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Oh, footie, is it?
I think we'll turn over Barca tomorrow, and make the Champions League final. As far as the Premiership goes, we've too many injuries to win it... I reckon 2nd is achievable, if we beat the spuds and City. That said, Chelski could still slip up with a couple of awkward games. Hmm. 2nd.

Oh, and Fabregas goes to Barcelona in the summer if we win nothing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Go on, then.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Fabregas would stay for boobs
but only if they were attached to some serious silverware.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:14, Reply)

SILVER TRAY BOOOOOOOOBS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Our Tigger rolls around on lace knickers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

"Tigger", yeah, right.
Tigger Mum.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Tigger boyfriend
on in
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Kinky kitty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

He puts his paws to his temples and meowls while he does it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Phew, kinkorama

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I tried showing him some cotton ones but he ignored them
Yet lace ones he can seek out from the middle of a pile of clean laundry.
Must be the texture.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Giz is like that with paper
He doesn't get lace
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Tigger is a deviant

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)