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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've only thrown up from drinking too much a handful of times
and all but one were in the safe confines of the bathroom, neatly into the toilet like the ladylike creature I am.

The unfortunate other time was when I was 16 and I'd gone out drinking for the first time and discovered that Smirnoff Ice tastes just like lemonade. I obviously had no concept of my tolerance and vommed up my friend's dining room wall. Her boyfriend at the time thought a lot of himself and said he would help clean it up, but didn't want to get vomit on his shirt, so he took it off, displaying his pride and joy six pack. I vommed on him.

Then I vommed in the sink but the plug was in so one of the other lads had to reach in and unplug it. I wasn't very popular at the time.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
you're all class

(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)
ohhh yeeeeah

(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Ha ha ha
You are like some kind of vomming garden sprinkler
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I really was.
And if memory serves me correctly I'd had tomato-based pasta for tea and was wearing white trousers.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I was ran to the loo to be sick and had my hands pressed firmly over my mouth

This unfortunately was not enough to hold in the pressure of my vom, all it did was angle it upwards with such force that I ralphed on the ceiling.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
scream if you wanna go faster...............
I once had the (dis)pleasure of having a friend lean over and throw up on me an entire afternoons worth of junk food when we were teenagers. This was bad enough but we were on the waltzers at the time and the centrifugal forces pushed the vom out in swirly patterns. I did well to keep my lunch down. I doubt I would manage it these days.
I had to walk through the theme park whilst parents herded their children away from the scary walking mound of sick.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

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