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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In that case
Try and avoid anything along the lines of the last wedding I went to, where the best man had already had a few, and included as one of the jokes, forgetting that the priest was at the reception, as well as all of their parents,
"I can assure you one thing about this man: the carpet matches the drapes."
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
This is further proof,
that I shouldnt drink before the speech. I need some pain killers though for my emerging wisdom tooth.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)
drapes what a numpty

curtains is what he meant, lolz
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I know! I bet he felt a right prawn when he realised...

(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

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