My turn.
The best thing I ever saw at a wedding was the lovely DiT jumping around screaming ‘fuck you I won’t do what you tell me’ – and that was before the ceremony! Hehehe

The worst thing… probably the bride missing out on breakfast buffet because greedy guests jumped in front of her in the queue and scoffed the lot before she got there… this made me sad.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Was this bride you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Hahaha good lord no
No-one would be silly enough to get in the way of me and bacon! :)

It was one of my friends weddings and she was really hungry too! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

You were the greedy guest then

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Nope, I was behind her in the queue
:-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

bumming her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Nope that's Vipros
See above ^^^
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

at least it wasn't a man that I was bumming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I think bumming someone elses wife the day after her wedding
in a queue, in public is actualy worse.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

better than bumming the groom in the same situation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Is that because you think gay people are fundamentally immoral?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

no
to elaborate somewhat, I don't think gay people are immoral

I was thinking mostly of my enjoyment of the bumming. It can be taken as read that bumming either party, in public, in a queue, the day after their wedding is not a very nice thing to do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Just less moral than straight people?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I don't know enough gay people to be able to pass judgement
I'd say based on my limited experience that gay people are probably more moral
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:05, Reply)

So this is really all about you not getting bacon
and it has nothing to do with the brides feelings.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

you know how she gets when she doesn't get the pork

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Arf!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Nope
I got bacon a little bit later so its all goooooood. I just felt bad for her as she was clearly stressed out, I also felt bad for the groom too as he was flappin' about too, he'd had his breakfast!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Ooo, I forgot when I got lots of bacon
We were playing at a wedding, sitting at the back during the break, and a woman working at the venue came and told us the band were usually first up, and that we were therefore to go over and get food straight away. I live a hard life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)