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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it because they're slightly phallic and you're a massive homophobe?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

phobe

He's a gay racist and they remind him of RAPANESE COCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)
the shape and colour are the only things about bananas that I don't find repulsive
I'm confused by your apparent "make vipros out to be a homophobe" agenda
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Calling you smug is getting dull.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)
fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I agree about the bananas thing.
In fact, most fruit can just fuck off (and yes, a banana is a herb not a fruit but fuck it they're all lumped in together).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Banana is a fucking herb?
What???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)
and they move about

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)
a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)
more than most plants

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Apart from triffids

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)
mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)
It doesn't have any viable seeds.
Fruit are meant to have seeds yadayada.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)
they've been bred out though
for eating purposes. you can still get seeded bananas. they look freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)
*shrugs*
It's not something I ever want to talk about in depth.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)
TOO LATE!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Yup
It was on QI so it must be true.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)
I'm starting to believe QI
is full of lies. I refuse to believe EVERYTHING I know is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Your face is wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Why are you here?
Fuck off.

Oh actually, would you like to go to Alton Towers on the 17th?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Are you propositioning me?
I'm going this weekend as part of a Stag Do. I MAY be up for the 17th...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Depends if I can afford it
Who else is going?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Well I have a
half price ticket thing.

Evil Pixie, Slovakian Tom, Girly Hannah and Not Sure If You Have Met Him Rich
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Nor have I met Hannah
Is she fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
She is very very very girly

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Too girly for me?
I guess what it comes down to is: Are her boobs bigger than her belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah
She is very skinny. I dunno why I keep hanging out with stupidly thin people
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)
It's alright, you hang out with me too
*cries and punches gut while eating cheeseburgers*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)
it's a fruit isn't it?
the non-eating variety have seeds in
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Me too.
How could you be a homophobe AND a colossal bender?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I hate you
so very much

and I am a bit scared of you

guess that does make me a homophobe
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)
AND you're a colossal bender.
It's just not your day, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:12, Reply)
it's never my day

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)
It's ironic anal

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I like bananas and breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

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