I'm still at work DG.
Why am I still here? I started at 8am and then went and dug some holes and everything, but I'm still bloody here!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, bless you!
Shall I write you a note so that you can go home?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

If you could please

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Dear boss of al
please let him go home, otherwise he will be terribly grumpy and liable to do a big shit on your floor in protest at the apalling conditions in which he has to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:12, Reply)

The cleaner just came in to let me know that there is a shower in our building
but nobody knows about it. I thought that was really sweet. I really like our cleaner. She cleans my coffee cup.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Bless her.
Our cleaners just move things around the desk a bit. All it does is move the dust so that it looks different. But it's still the same dust.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Maybe they think your desk is a giant chess board?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:19, Reply)

His deck?
He's not a ships captain you know. Although he would look very sexy in a sailors uniform.

Edit - nice ninja
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I edited it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

You wish, al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:25, Reply)