It's a pleasant, if slightly cloudy day.
The sun is trying its best to poke out, the air is warm, there's a mild breeze and the birds are singing away.

So what did I come home to? Sweary Jr hunched over the computer, chatting away to his mates on MSN. Honestly, what's wrong with hanging around bus shelters during the Easter holidays?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:32, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the pedos
took over their patch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Says the man hunched over b3ta?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Yes, but I've been at work all day.
He's on his Easter holidays. He should be out scrumping apples and all that, not talking on the pooter with friends who just live down the bloody road.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Turn the pooter off
and make him go outside. Tell him if he doesn't you'll tell Tourettes that he touched you in a bad place.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

He's playing his guitar now.
DG and I are off out to the Italian restaurant where we had our first date to celebrate our 1st wedding anniversary :o) So SJ is getting dropped off at my folks' for the night, in order that DG can touch me in rude places later :-P
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Quite!
Anyway, it's my fault for not getting my arse out of bed this morning to take DG to work, so Sweary & I could have the car for the day. That was the plan :o(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Bloody DG!
WHAT A BASTARD!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I know!
I made her coffee and everything and she still didn't take me to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I'm still at work DG.
Why am I still here? I started at 8am and then went and dug some holes and everything, but I'm still bloody here!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, bless you!
Shall I write you a note so that you can go home?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

If you could please

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Dear boss of al
please let him go home, otherwise he will be terribly grumpy and liable to do a big shit on your floor in protest at the apalling conditions in which he has to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:12, Reply)

The cleaner just came in to let me know that there is a shower in our building
but nobody knows about it. I thought that was really sweet. I really like our cleaner. She cleans my coffee cup.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Bless her.
Our cleaners just move things around the desk a bit. All it does is move the dust so that it looks different. But it's still the same dust.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Maybe they think your desk is a giant chess board?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:19, Reply)

His deck?
He's not a ships captain you know. Although he would look very sexy in a sailors uniform.

Edit - nice ninja
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I edited it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

You wish, al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Join in and correct all of his spelling and grammer.
He'll soon be hanging around fetid bus shelters again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:46, Reply)

It's spelt 'foetid.'

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Thanks for that
I hope the spirit of the post shone through though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I was just trying to drive you to hang out in a bus shelter...
And on that note, incidentally, it's 'grammar,' not 'grammer'...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:02, Reply)

You know what?
I changed it from AR to ER just before I posted it.

My spelling is just shit(e).
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:07, Reply)

You cheeky little bugger, you

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Not so much of the little, youthful person.
I'm quite old you know.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Oh you're very good at this

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Why, do you now find yourself in a bus shelter?
(Either way, nothing inherently wrong your post, though I'd have recommended a comma after the 'Oh'...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Evening all
I'm just in and feel like collapsing in a knackered heap.
Slept in by 3 hours as well so not very popular at work. Fuck 'em.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Three hours?
Bloody hell, that's hardcore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Aye
I haven't been able to get to sleep and when I do I get woken up by the slightest noise. Fuck knows what state I would have been in if I got in for the right time, I felt all floaty and a bit sick.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, Reply)

people shout "BUS WANKER!" at you

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:15, Reply)

BUS WANKER!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:15, Reply)

BUS WANKER?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:17, Reply)

BUS WANKER!?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:18, Reply)

BUS WANKER!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Hi Kristine! How are you!?
I'm going home soon so be quick and tell me all your news.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Hi Al. I'm quite well thanks, how are you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:23, Reply)

I'm good, it's been a long day but I'm finally finished
I even remembered to phone my sister to say thanks for the birthday present she got me. I'm going home now, but I hope you have a lovely day.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I'm off out now with the missus.
Byeeeee!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:32, Reply)

What kind of a parent are you?
Give him extra money for White Lightning. That'll get him out from under your feet (and into the bus shelters).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I wish Porkylips was my dad.
He has an enlightened attitude to parenting.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:55, Reply)