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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a lovely hangover from six pints last night.
I deeply regret tucking into a gruyere and pancetta tart when I got in. All the doors and windows are open in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:24, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
With all those windows and doors leaking out hot air
your carbon footprint is very high this morning.

A bit like your carbon arseprint, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
It was totally worth it at the time though I bet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
What is it about eating cheese on top of beer just before going to bed?
If I eat something cheesy then I invariably wake up farting like an ox...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)
It's fucking disasterous is what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)
How was the fella?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Oh, he's fucking lovely.
He can drink for England, he's buff, confident and gave me a hug when I left.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)
For a moment then I'd thought you'd discovered your inner shirter.
And then I remembered about the best friend's boyfriend meeting you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I'm in touch with my inner shirter and would probably slip one up him in an instant
but he's a bit muscly for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Well my rule of no drinking in the house for a while went out the window pretty sharpish.
Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Were you hanging out of the window
while drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Pftt!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

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