you're thinking of applebite
now STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF YOU FILTHY PERVERT. You have a girlfriend now and she's not going to take kindly to you getting a nubile 19 year old drunk so you can lear at her pert breasts and small pink nipples.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Isn't she 20 yet?

( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know
She's a first year uni student, but maybe she took a gap year. Or maybe she failed her A-Levels the first time as she was too busy showing people off the internet her breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)

She's 20 in october.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Oh boy, my cock is totally quivering at the though.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Birthdays really do it for you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

It's the cake
I have a similar fetish to Gonz about caterpiller cakes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)

So at Download
she'll still be a teenager and I'll be in my 30s.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA
You're a filthy old man, I'm going to buy you a brown mac especially.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

My last 5 girlfriends
(including my most perfect current one) have all been older than me.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

And wait a minute
Why am I the dirty old man? You're the one who's obsessed with getting an innocent impressionable teenage slapper drunk and naked.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Have you even bought your ticket yet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I told you I did
Hasn't arrived yet though. Can't see it on my credit card bill. Hmmmmmm, will have to check this out when I get home.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Mine haven't arrived yet either.
When are you going? If you're going on the Wednesday, do you want a lift?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I bought a ticket for camping on Wednesday & Thursday
but I might not go so early if you can reserve me a plot ahem :D Will drive up myself as it's not too far for me and I can take my guitar. And my many cases of SoCo, lemonade and Disaronno.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

The disaronno is only needed if you don't believe her
when she says her breasts are equally good.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I don't know if anything she tells us
can be trusted.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'll buy some disaronno

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)