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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mother has taken to looking out of the window in the small hours so she can chase cats off her lawn.I said she's lucky they don't charge her for the fertilizer they leave in her flower beds.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:25,
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She has actually enquired about thisShe is obsessed
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:34,
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it's not fertilisingit's horrible stuff, chock full of toxoplasmosis.
I hate cats. the fucking cunts.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:39,
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There's one that I keep encouragingI sit in my mum's gazebo and call him pudd'n and give him ham.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:49,
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We have to stop one of my flatmates from stealing and shaving catsWhen she gets drunk. I'm all up for it but some freaks actually like them.
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Not yet, but she's determined to do it by the end of the year.I personally, am going to help. If she does, there will be pictures.
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