My best man speech went very well on Saturday...
The highlight was:

'He was born on the 18th of October. I tried to find something of significance that happened that day, but nothing did. But to honour the guy and to be honest keep this thing flowing. I have decided to name it:

Ugly Ginger Baby Day...

Whats been your favourite part of the weekend and why?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:58, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nice work
it's good to come away from a best man's speech that's quoteable

all the truly excellent eye-wateringly funny BMS's* I've heard have only been so because the audience knew the groom well. generic jokey speeches always fall flat

*best man speeches
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:09, Reply)

not allowing a particular person to see my boob tattoo
It gave great pleasure to look that person in the eye and say "hahahaha. no." when they asked to see it
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)

you have a tattoo of a boob?!

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:48, Reply)

lololol no
a tattoo on/under my boob
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I got to see Joan Osborne perform.
I had forgotten just how sexy she really is.
( Wanderer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:08, Reply)

I witnessed a great best man's speech on Friday
Rather than embarress the groom, he got the groom to embarress himself, by asking him multiple choice questions based on embarressing events.
If he got one wrong, or refused to answer, he would face a 'Celebrity Jungle' style eating forfeit involving chocolate covered ants, scorpion vodka, and baked tarantula.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)