Oh fuck, I was at my writers group tonight
And some old woman was doing an Alan Bennett type Talking Heads piece.

Talking about her oven, she said, 'And me back ring has never been right since..' Cue me spraying beer over the table.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've got to try and get 'back wheels' in somewhere!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I must write one
Consisting entirely of Profanisaurus entries.

'Blacksmith's Apron!'
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Oh, God!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:47, Reply)

That one's at the top of your stairs!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I know, you just reminded me!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:54, Reply)

That's given me a mental image of Alan Bennett
singing "Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)