I'm going to keep going so you can all be as angry as me
"Were my taxi.rangt it ages ago,rang bk n got 2 min! Obv nd a dam watch!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't know what this means

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It took me a little while
but I think it means "Where is my taxi? I ordered it ages ago, but when I called back they said it was 2 minutes away. They obviously needs a darn watch!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Where is my taxi, I rang it ages ago, rang back and got told it would be two minutes.
They obviously need a watch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

"Obv nd a dam watch"
What? Can anyone translate this?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I think someone's sig is
'chav translator extraordinaire' but I can't remember who
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It was applebite,
she has failed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

It was mine.
But it isn't anymore so technically I haven't failed.
I was reading the 'nd' as 'and' rather than 'need'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I did that initially
stupid chavs, making me doubt myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)