I'm definatley not gayish

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not like that you spak.
I went through a phase where I was apparently attracted to gay. Not on purpose mind.

Besides, he was fit and just my type so he would have had to fuck it up magnificently to not pull me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I have more men than women come on to me.
Especially in london, it's teaming with the gays.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You should come to Norwich
It's much the same, only smaller and with uglier gays
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Didn't know you were a friend of Julian -
There was agay bar in Norwich I used to go to way back. It had a sort of Bermudan/caribbean name. Smallish, upstairs bar, 15ft square dance floor, pool room off. What was it called? Did you ever ...?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Sorry, doesn't ring a bell
At all. I suspect this place only exists inside your sordid mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Get a lot of pearl necklaces do you?
Its probably because you look a bit gay.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

No, I don't go to the sort of places where that happens.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

'ello ducky

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Can I be you for a day?
Freaky friday style.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Okay.
We could have some fun with that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Well I'll be having fun.
I don't quite know how you will achieve fun being me but knock yourself out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'll do my best.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Knocking yourself out might do it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm prejudiced against
people who can't spell 'definitely' properly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

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( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I can spell "for fucks sake" though

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You forgot
the apostrophe.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Ha ha!
Still missed the important one though...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

ha!
burn
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)