My favourite DD sleaze
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time
With your beating heart
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And you wanted to dance so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul
Some people call it a one night stand
But we can call it paradise
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Best Album in The World... Evah!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Who wrote the lyrics?
I should know this and I should Google, but I shall admit my ignorance.
Was it SoyminLiBonn or what? They were well trippy.

*sings Is there Something I Should Know*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Collective.
The band is credited with songwriting on the album.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Surely that's 'Warrior on the Edge of Time'?
I think you'll find it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

heard a great Motorhead song yesterday
Whorehouse Blues

may have overtaken Orgasmatron as my favourite
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

great

+ because I'm a moron with no taste.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have a cock-end of a friend who is getting married on World Cup final weekend.
Fortunately, I don't seem to have been invited.
( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Have you had a card from the postman saying a letter with insufficent postage is waiting for you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Nope.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

oh man
that's so annoying. I apologise for the shit postal system we have
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I heard that guy is a complete and utter dickhead

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Oh yes. Totally.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I heard he's going to Exeter in May

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

He'll fit right in there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

does he have popped collars
tracksuit trousers, flip flops and stupid hair?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Yes. And a gay bicycle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

still the second bank holiday weekend?
if so, it's very unlikely that I will be there. Unless the weather is really shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Wanker

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

unfortunately that's the first weekend available for camping
so I'm going to be in cornwall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You spend all day every day 'camping'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

that's just practice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I think my favourite is 'Motorhead' itself
or perhaps R.A.M.O.N.E.S. as it's basically a tribute to the mighty Ramones that sounds like Lemmy singing for the Ramones, a great idea in itself - then bizarrely the Ramones themselves covered the song, just to complete the circle.


EDIT this post needs more of the word 'Ramones' in it. Ramones, Ramones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Killed by Death

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That's not your favourite is it?
I've always found the 'everyone sing along' bit is a bit shit live.

Actually I may vote for 'Shoot you in the back'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I like Damage Case
key changes are the business
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I think my all time favourite may actually be Born to Raise Hell
But they're all great, it's hard to pick a winner.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I think I'm going to go with Orgasmatron

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You're coming to the 35th Anniversary show in November of course?
Vipros is, he's swallowing his inferiority complex about 'fancy-pants London types' and leaving the scrumpy keg behind to experience the raw rock'n'roll night out of a lifetime with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I am indeed coming
I need to book tickets actually.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Right, tickets booked
I'm there
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

*shakes hand*
Good work, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)

if you aren't wearing extravagent trousers I won't be impressed
it's a possibility. I'll look into sorting out tickets next month. can't do it this month as I have a holiday to pay for and need my spare cash
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

gotta love that sort of thing
Motorhead is a great tune.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

particularly the original version by Hawkwind
or the demo Motorhead version with LARRY WALLIS from THE PINK FAIRIES on guitar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oh yeah, well my favourit version
is the one that Lemmys mate Bob Simmons made using a piece of paper and a kazoo and that was the inspiration for everything Lemmy ever did after that. It's so rare it only existed for 33 minutes back in 1973.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

It's on the On Parole LP which you can probably get in HMfuckingV you helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I thought this was a parody post for a moment

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I am one big self-parody.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

parody pleasurer
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

This world is full, oh so full of crashing bores.
(Morrissey)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

*Shudder reaches 8.2*
I preferred the first album and Astounding Sounds. Rio is just the Best etc. It is what it is and is that thing perfectly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Astounding Sounds I can take or leave
the first one's brilliant. Produced by Dick Taylor of the awesome Pretty Things, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Hurry On Sundown
Is the first Hawkwind track I can remember hearing. My cousin gave me her copy of silver machine. The one in the stiff blue cardboard picture cover. And all her hawkwind albums too. I love my cousin.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Shut Up
(The Stranglers)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Romance ain't a slow dance
it's a slut with no pants
suckin'n'holdin' my dick with both hands
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Enlighten me, Lighty...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Necro - Violins of Violence
death comes in the worst way
through Satanic wordplay
Here's a knife for your spine, happy birthday
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Necro's excellent
particularly 'I need drugs'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)