I have absolutely no fucking idea.
All I know is I won't get home early as I have to go on a site visit tonight, to see a bloke who miscalculated his project costs by about £18K, and now wants us to give him more money so he can finish building his workshop. And he's in the middle of nowhere.

Mutter grumble mutter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ha Ha.
Workshop? In the middle of nowhere? It's an animal porn studio and he needs a star.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I don't want to say too much about it
in the unlikley event that my cover is blown, but no, it is most definitely not an animal porn studio.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

So what kind of porn studio is it then?
It is rural Northumberland after all. That's a cottage industry up there isn't it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Get yer filthy mind out of the gutter.
He makes garden stuff out of slate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Sorry.
So this slate stuff... does it have porn etched on it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

stone age porn

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Sexy little stick figures ftw.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)