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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am going to sit in my polythene-sealed living roomand make a cup of tea in the microwave and pretend I'm surviving the apocalypse.
3D football almost seems appealing in comparison.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:29,
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Whilst I know the polythene is due to your extensive building worksI'd rather assume it's because Catface likes golden showers.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33,
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and with my current dodgy kidneys and bladder weaknessit's all working out perfectly.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34,
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I bet he's lapping it up(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:36,
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Aren't you beyond the Morning Sickness stage by now?*knows nothing about pregnancy other than what he's seen in Knocked Up and Alien*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39,
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I thought that.I pretty much escaped morning sickness but last night at 2am I vomited bile and undigested mushrooms.
Sharing helps me get over the trauma.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:42,
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Mushrooms?That was your first mistake.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:43,
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You could go sick at Catfaceand pretend you're Dexter
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34,
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