I don't care one way or the other for boobs,
so instead I'll tell you my favourite word for boobs, which is funbags.

My least favourite is snugglesacks. In fact, just saying it makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sweater cows
Bristols
dirty pillows
Rack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I like sweater cows

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I think it's the use of the word sack
which just sounds sagging and unpleasant

Edit: my own least favourite is 'chesticles'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

yeah that makes them sound like a disease
the sacks is pretty gross and it's compounded by the snuggles bit, it's just so sickening. It makes me think of fat women who wear too much make up and giggle when they 'accidentally' shove their massive cans in your face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

that is a horrible mental image
but I know the sort of woman you mean. The sort of woman who in her 'genius wisdom' uses them to try and get closer to the bar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

haha
yeah that's the one. She is also the kind of woman who talks about them nonstop as she thinks they make her popular.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

The kind of woman who doesn't reply to my gazes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

that's all women

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

All sensible women, not just all women.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I used to be friends with a girl who had ma-hoosive tits for her figure,
She used to take the piss and really be quite nasty about mine until one day I snapped at her:
"At least in twenty years time mine will still be in the same place!"
She never mentioned them again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I've never figured out
why anyone would want big boobs in the first place, so being nasty to someone because of their smaller boobs is beyond my comprehension
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I've been likened to a 12 year old boy by someone with large breasts
but at least I don't need scaffolding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I don't get why they take the piss at all.
Ours don't get in the way, we don't get back pain and we can go without bras without feeling like our skin is going to rip.

I think we win, really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

please stop rubbing it in

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Sorry, I'll stop now.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I find Orbstacle course
to be amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)