the smugness is killing me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And if that wasn't bad enough,
This croissant is really, really nice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

On bra stories in general
when I was sixteen I was 30E. On browsing La Senza I asked the assistant if she could recommend size etc, and she came back carrying two padded bras
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

It annoys me that they pad bras that are larger than an E or so
they're making the playing field uneven!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Nah she was a rubbish assistant
so she came back with D size bras that had those chicken fillet things to insert. Perhaps she thought I'd said I wanted E breasts not that I had them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

If you're already an D, why on earth would you need chicken fillets??
It was only recently that I realised that chicken fillets for bra were not actually pieces of meat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I have a pair of chicken fillets
they used to be self-sticky ones that have no back, but then they lost their sticky and now I don't dare wear them on their own in case they splat out onto the floor
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

That would possibly be the most embarrassing thing in the world.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I agree
lots of bras have little pockets to put them in though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think I would leave the venue immediately
When I say venue, I mean country.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

haha quick snack
but the average boob size is increasing so maybe people feel like they need to compete
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

not that my opinion will carry much weight on this subject
but the padding isn't just for making them look bigger, it helps with comfort and shape.

That info came from a woman in an expensive bra shop who my mrs was talking to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)