Similar to people who buy an iPhone
"To start with the shafting I received from Apple really chafed, but now I'm locked into a lengthy contractual agreement I've convinced myself I love it."

You can really feel the warmth I have for children.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Please don't go babysitting tonight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Or if you do
best leave your pointy stick at home.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Where I go
the stick goes
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I've already agreed to.
Technically, the ex is looking after the kid. I'm just there to look after her if she stops breathing.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh aye?
I'm just there to look after her if she stops breathing feel her up on the couch.

That is what babysitting is all about.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Giggity
+ if she stops breathing
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*rolling pin*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)

haha iKid
Kid shitting everywhere? There's an app for that.
Kid filled with unrelenting hatred? There's an app for that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)