Many years ago I was asked by a chap in a pub if I was a friend of Dorothy.
I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about and replied "I only know Dorothy _____, she's more my sister's friend though"
He was mortified and couldn't get away quickly enough, apologising as he went.

It is remarkable how innocent/ignorant those who were raised pre-internet, with conservative parents were.

My girlfriend wants me to visit a place called Clitoris (or summat like that) but the sat-nav doesn't recognise the name so I'll have to get round looking on the internet to see if I can find whereabouts it is.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ha, Caveduck can't find the clitoris

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I didn't even know it was lost.

Besides, I was exaggerating for "comic" purposes - I haven't really got a sat-nav.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

It's probably hiding behind an overgrown bush.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

haha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)