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I'm a bit of a slut for I've been on dates with three different guys in the last week
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:31,
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latest was 16 years ago)
a bit of
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Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:33,
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pfft
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:37,
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um, I think it only makes you a bit of a slut if you've slept with all of them this week,
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:33,
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Ah then I take back my previous comment
I thought she'd slept with them all. Oops
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Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:34,
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Nope just one
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:36,
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Not even that
You can do what you want with your body. Just don´t give them false hopes.
And don´t charge them, that´d make you a proper slut.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:44,
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That's very big of you to give Becks permision to play off three different guys.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:09,
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It'd be playing them off
if she was taking it further than a date i.e. she had 3 boyfriends
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:10,
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She might need a few dates with each in order to decide
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:14,
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She might want just one though
Its ok though, he wants me too :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:17,
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excellent
I'm very happy for you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:19,
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GET IN!
Oh get the fuck in!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:20,
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THEY DON'T WANT THE COW WHEN THEY CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE, BECKY
gawd
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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That's why I didn't fuck him. I fucked someone else
Guaranteed way to not see someone again if you fuck them on the first date.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:33,
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aw shit son
*gives you mad props*
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:35,
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I like the bit when shaun conoly walks away and nicolas cage yells "FREEZE ! FBI !" and pulls his gun on him and then shaun grabs the gun, points it to nicolas's face and goes "Not with the safety on" and then on nick's radio it says "Have you resolved th
e situation" and he replies "No, he's got all the guns now".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:21,
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I searched all my Freeview channels for the Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery extravaganza you told me was on
and was severely disappointed when I couldn't find it. Why would you do this to your fellow man, Gonz? Why?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:25,
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The Rock is on SkyShowcaseHD.
I'm not sure why I bothered starting to troll, but I lost heart in it after 3 minutes.
I don't know whats wrong with me these days =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:29,
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You need The Fire, young man.
Get yourself over to /talk and make a joke about Friz's baby.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:31,
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that's not a slut
@ABBERACION:
That's a WHORE.Sluts do it for fun, whores do it for money.
Biggggg difference.
Tried-on the "sugar-daddy" old-geezer gimmick once, in a bind financially, despite working 2 jobs at the time and spending NOTHING on FUN or clothes or anything besides food or bills...
Took me SIX HOURS to get out of the bathtub, I felt so fucking filthy, BECAUSE I FELT LIKE A FUCKING ***WHORE***.
Changed my phone number so that the 67-year-old millionaire (yup, verifiable) wouldn't call and whine into my answering machine anymore, the creepy bastard. I think that he'd have been a full-on girl-raping PEDOPHILE if he didn't have so much to lose. And yes, IT *IS* A CONSCIOUS CHOICE TO BECOME A PREDATOR.
Anyway, I never got a dime out of it, except for a mediocre lunch and a bottle of wine, and THE. WORST. EXCUSE. FOR. "SEX". EVER. PERPETRATED. THIS. SIDE. OF. NECROPHILIA.
Sluts: FUN!
Whores: Commerce. Selling your soul alongside your cunt.
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AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:51,
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Me and me mates have got £58.37 between us, what can we expect for this sort of money?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:30,
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