What is really sad
I did the massive questionnaire on eHarmony and they said, 'Sorry, we can't match you with anyone'! How bad is that? Fuck off freakboy essentially.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I got that as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Maybe they tell everyone that dosn't look like Brad or Angelina to fuck off
Yes, that must be it. La lalala llala. *happy thoughts*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Maybe I should give it a go.
Pffft!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

It didn't require a photo :(
my personality must be shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Your personality's doing just fine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)

It'll be out of bandages
any time soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)

If yer personality were "shit"...
...would you've been blessed by the presence of a little ray of sunshine like ME in your b3tard mail?

(that'd be my lame attempt at humor... hope that it helps at some point...)
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:41, Reply)

I thought you submitted a photo after the questions?
maybe your answers scream 'rapist'
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

to be fair
mine would probably do the same
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

the b3ta rapist club
banned from eharmony for rapey tendancies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)

My ex always said I had rapey tricks
I should point out this was down to my tendency to be naked every time she had turned round for five seconds rather than any acts of rape.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I like this
I wish I had a boyfriend that did this
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

She pretended not to like it
She was awesome. Funny and naughty in equal measures.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

DAMMIT, AMBERL!!!!!!
my reply to your earlier post about "proper dates" got pushed to the bottom of the page and utterly cocked-up the whole MARGIN of the thread!!!

Sorry, all, no intention to fuck up THAT BADLY, or fuck-up at all.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:28, Reply)