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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll barricade myself inside the house and live off Monster Munch and cider.
They'll tell us to stay indoors and when it comes to zombies, I don't mind being a sheep. Preferably not a zombie sheep. Baaaarains!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Black Sheep!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Not at all.
I was referring to the zombie sheep movie which is rather entertaining. *po-faces*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Haha I didn't mean it.
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)
*Punches Noel playfully on upper arm.*
Oh you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)
wait! I think I remember that film
was is australian?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I will travel, killing Zombies as I make my way to California, (or wherever he lives), to see if Jeff has survived.
Luckily his mrs will have been got at and he'll be there alone desperate for some company.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Ha! What kind of celebrity stalker are you?
Or wherever he lives, indeed. Shame Beegie, shame.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)
I know : (
It's another thing I'm not very good at.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)
That's almost the plot
of Zombieland. Except that has Bill Murray.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)
I don't fancy Bill Murray.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Well no
I imagine few people do.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I think Murray's mint.
*Shames*

Edit: Shames for crap pun.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
He's funny
but not for the sexytiems.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Would you still
give him a good seeing to if you arrived too late and he was already a zombie?
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
She would let him bite her so they could have wild zombie sex.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Now there's
a porn niche and no mistake.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I wonder if there is a porn zombie film?
There has to be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I'm almost
certain there is - I saw it in HMV once.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)
braindead has zombies shagging in it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Deadgirl.
She is a zombie fucktoy kept in a derelict hospital.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
if you were a boy you could fuck any socket
also, if the were vengance (with regeneration powers) you could just make new holes and they'd seal up afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I don't imagine I would.
I think the smell would put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

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