Oh, fucksocks.
I need to have a good think. Things keep changing too fast and I don't know what to do about them, or if I'm doing things for the right reasons. I predict listening to relaxing (read: depressing) music all day and watching the new episode of Supernatural to cheer myself up.

On a lighter note, I watched Dead Snow last night and it was FUCKING INCREDIBLE. I've never seen so many intestines in such a short space of time. So, question. When the inevitable zombie apocalypse occurs, do you have a cunning plan for survival or would you just embrace the shambling and need for braaaaaaaaains?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You need to give us some more details
so we can advise you properly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

About the zombies?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

no, just read the Zombie Survival Guide
that contains everything you need to know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I've read that, my housemate has World War Z,
which I'm tempted to read, but he's really anal about his books so I don't really want to be accused of damaging the spine or whatever.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I hate that
when i get a new book I pretty much deliberately crack the spine to make it easier to read.

world war z is worth a read.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

World War Z is the best book about zombies ever
I don't think i'll read any more as I can't see anything being better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

He's also got, "Pride and predjudice and Zombies"
I don't think I could read that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I read the first chapter, it was terrible.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've been tempted to give it a go
if I can find it cheap enough

I keep seeing Mr Darcy: Vampire in the shops as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

sense and sensibility
and seamonsters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

*shudder*
I will never lend a book to you. I'm not very anal, but cracking spines on purpose, bending covers and folding over pages...just wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I buy my books mostly secondhand
I don't care what condition they are in as long as all the pages are there and legible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

i love buying second hand
but I just hate leaving books in a worse condition.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I love how my favourite books are all battered because I've read them so many times.
It adds character.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

that I can handle
if they are just a bit scruffy from all the times I've read them and lent them to people. I love lending books to people when I know the book is brilliant and the person will really like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Ah, I don't really like lending, unless I trust the person,
especially if it's one of my favourite books. I would never deliberately damage a book.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I wouldn't damage someone else's book
and my comment about cracking the spine should probably have said I'd do it if it makes the book easier to read.

I love lending books to people, particularly if it is something they will like, but I hate not getting them back. it's a difficult situation to be in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

i know what you mean
I lent a book that is no longer in print to someone I used to work with. I don't think I'll get it back now, and it's the follow up to one of my favourite books, ever :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I'd quite loathe to do that I think
there are some books that I just won't let leave my house
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Adama from BattleStar Gallactica
says you should never lend books, only give them to other people.
He is right about that, and pretty much everything else.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Adama is awesome.
And his son is HAWT.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I like the thought of it
but I find it really hard to get rid of books
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

No about your slightly emo first sentence.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Winchester?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Any of you cunts want a drink?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Cornetto?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Sorry.
No *meaningful look* I'm sorry
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:36, Reply)

OH GOD!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

My son has an incredibly well-detailed plan.
It was fuelled by many nights of RPG and energy drinks.
I will simply steal that or tag along with him.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I intend
to run away from the Nazi gold as fast as humanly possible. and not have sex in an outdoor toilet
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

LIES!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Shush you

( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

That was probably what grossed me out most in the entire film.
He hadn't even washed his hands ffs :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

It was a bit disgusting
The zombie guts were fine though
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)

The zombie guts were beautiful
I'd really like to know if someone's intestines would actually take your weight if you were dangling off a cliff...

Anyone interested in participating in a scientific experiment?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I'll barricade myself inside the house and live off Monster Munch and cider.
They'll tell us to stay indoors and when it comes to zombies, I don't mind being a sheep. Preferably not a zombie sheep. Baaaarains!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Black Sheep!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Racist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Not at all.
I was referring to the zombie sheep movie which is rather entertaining. *po-faces*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Haha I didn't mean it.
*ruffles hair*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

*Punches Noel playfully on upper arm.*
Oh you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

wait! I think I remember that film
was is australian?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I will travel, killing Zombies as I make my way to California, (or wherever he lives), to see if Jeff has survived.
Luckily his mrs will have been got at and he'll be there alone desperate for some company.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ha! What kind of celebrity stalker are you?
Or wherever he lives, indeed. Shame Beegie, shame.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I know : (
It's another thing I'm not very good at.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

That's almost the plot
of Zombieland. Except that has Bill Murray.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I don't fancy Bill Murray.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Well no
I imagine few people do.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I think Murray's mint.
*Shames*

Edit: Shames for crap pun.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

He's funny
but not for the sexytiems.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Would you still
give him a good seeing to if you arrived too late and he was already a zombie?
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)

She would let him bite her so they could have wild zombie sex.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Now there's
a porn niche and no mistake.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I wonder if there is a porn zombie film?
There has to be.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm almost
certain there is - I saw it in HMV once.
(berk, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

braindead has zombies shagging in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Deadgirl.
She is a zombie fucktoy kept in a derelict hospital.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

if you were a boy you could fuck any socket
also, if the were vengance (with regeneration powers) you could just make new holes and they'd seal up afterwards
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I don't imagine I would.
I think the smell would put me off.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Cunning plan,
though it involves getting to Kaol and Mel's floating safehouse. I have an axe, though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Now Kaol is the kind of person you want around at the end of the world.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

you want around at to cause
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)

In times of crises I am only to happy to harness the power of his attack toads.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Whatever happened to Kaol?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

toads turned on him

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

he doesn't have the internet at home or at work
he was at the cornwall bash at easter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Ah, right.
I miss Kaol.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

he dressed hilariously to go the pub at the bash

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Deliberately
Or accidentally?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

hard to tell
by which I mean he dressed the way he did deliberately, but I'm not sure if he was serious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

He now frequents a land where the internet is a thing of wonder the locals don't really understand.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Wales, the new Coventry.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

He's busy being a hotelier zoologist ranger.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

i used to own more weapons for zombie apocalypse
but they all belonged to the ex :(

my house is now in a much better place for escaping, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)