true,
I'll be gutted if Porkylips turns out to be the wish fairy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why, you'd be Iron Man, that's cool enough

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

that's true
if I was going to be a superhero I'd totally be like Tony Stark, none of that secret identity shit, I would braaaaaag.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'd be spider man,
webslinging ftw.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I can do the spiderman descent thing on my pole
but it makes me laugh and then I fall off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I can't remember where I heard this, but there was a 'friend of a friend of a friend (etc)' who spunked into his hand and then chucked it in a girl's face yelling "GO WEB GO".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Jimmy Carr hearts that joke

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Is he really a super hero?
I mean, like Batman, people say isn't really a super hero, so I guess Iron Man falls into the same catagory.

Personally, if I was to be any super hero, I'd be Ron Jermy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

well I suppose arguably he's just a hero
since he has no superpowers, just lots of money. And one damn fine looking face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It would be best to be his misses, rather than him, that way you get to looking longingly into his dreamy eyes when you want.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

please, that's what a mirror is for

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

You'd ruin his reputation if you got distracted every time you walk past a mirror.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I think everyone already knows he loves himself

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)