Would you settle for neighbouring rooms on a Greek island
With a woman whose farts sound like an elephant playing a saxophone?

*Ninja editor*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Does she swear in her sleep?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

She does, actually.
One night she was mumbling away to herself, getting quite irate at something, then sat bolt upright and exclaimed, very loudly, "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!". Then she lay back down and continued muttering.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Please tell me you are going to start recording "The nocturnal ramblings of a Sweary mind."
I know a similar blog already exists but that would be brilliant.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Unfortunately she speaks a lot of Greek when she's sleep talking.
I don't understand it most of the time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)