In the shop just now, they said Jorden is getting a devorce after having a terrible honey moon.
What an insipid vile little cunt she is, presuming that the paper is telling the truth.

Abosuluty vile little bitch, she deserves to be actually banned from getting married, I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Her entire life is just a carefully-constructed PR/money-making campaign.
I struggle to give a toss about it, to be honest, which is most unlike me...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

She's the embodiment of all that is wrong with the modern media.
Quite frankly, if she died, the only people who'd be upset would be facebook grievers and if she's lucky, half her family.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

She's playing it like a fiddle.
The real fault lies with the people of Britain, who are so fucking mongoloid that they lap it all up and buy those prole magazines etc.

It's just supply and demand - if Jordan wasn't around some other vapid spastic would fill the void.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

this is the truth
the sooner most people are eradicated the better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Celebrity magazine sales have been falling for nearly a year now.
I think we're over the peak and hopefully putting celeb cultchah back where it belongs.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

let's hope so
or it might just be that in times of economic crisis the proles give up celeb mags first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I kind of wished they had given up breathing first.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

It could be arranged
One article on how "Jordan and Kerry Katona lose weight and fight off cellulite by not breathing" and you'd have wiped half the buggers out before anyone could file a lawsuit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)