Excercise and fun.
It really is an excellent workout. I have abs of steel.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and dynamite areolas

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Hell yeah.
And thighs that could strangle a grown man
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

mine can crush cans
so that they're easily recyclable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Did you hear about that Australian bar maid, a while ago now.
She got fined for crushing cans in the bar with her breasts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

nipples made of explosives?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Yes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

This comeback of yours must be pretty damn amazing
considering how long you've spent working on it. In case you've forgotten the original insult it was, "'The walk of shame'. Or as it's known by Applebite, 'The daily walk home'"
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Awww man, she ain't gonna come back from that
unless it's with last nights knickers in her handbag.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'm working on it, don't worry.
Damnit! Now I have two insults to think of. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Don't be silly
She lost those at her peak drunkeness and has no idea where they are now
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I have NEVER lost my knickers.
Had them nicked, yes. Never lost them though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)