I have a long and embarrasing list.
Latest was chesney Hawkes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Am I allowed to ask who that is?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Yes, he's a very cheesy one hit wonder who has lived off one song for a billion years

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

ahhhhhhhh.
Thank you chompy. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

he had a hit song in the 80s
that went "I am the one and only"

this is now a staple of cheesy music and prompts whole crowds of drunks to scream it in chorus.

he was in a film about a young lad with a fledgling musical career
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)

urgh so he had a film that was semi-autobiographical?
very modest.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

he didn't really have a career at the time
it was intended to launch him I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

rightio then. That's not too awful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

No, it was fucking awful.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Well I shall endeavour to avoid it then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Shouldn't be too hard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

LATEST was Chesney Hawkes?!
How old are you? He hasn't been famous since 1991... has he?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)

more to the point
chompy looks nothing like him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Separated at birth
Chesney Hawkes
Me
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I wouldn't call it a strong resemblance
though in the first one your smile reminds me of Gok Wan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Are you saying I look like Darth Foxtrot?
Do you want to get stabbed?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

isn't that what this site is for?
is this not stabbingsrus.co.uk?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I don't see the resemblance at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)

More like Dominik Diamond

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You look like Damien Hirst in that picture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Damie Hirst is balding and grey.
He has glasses though, so it's closer than Chesney.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It was in a pub about a month ago,
the two girls were very drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

are you Alice Beer?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)

No, stop being mean.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I was quoting Adam and Joe, so really they're being mean

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'd say this guy
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01002/SNF1102TVEE-180_1002830a.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)