Today is the 121st anniversary of the birth of Adolf Hitler.
How would you like the occasion to be marked?
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:37, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dancing naked apart from SS armbands.
Edit: Guaranteed to even further reduce the attraction of Nazism.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Generally ignored.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

wearing leather shorts
and eating sausage

/Monty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

what kind of sausage?
that's the important bit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

It's Monty.
It would have to be White Sauasage with added man-fat.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

kinderwurst

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Cruel. So cruel.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

The best of the wurst.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I'd like it to be celebrated with an interesting thread.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

fat chance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Two hopes.
Bob Hope and Nae hope.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I haven't the vaguest idea what works on here,
(other than I had toast for breakfast what did you have), do you fancy any of the following?

Blokeometer - Rate the last 7 days to find your "Blokey-Rating"
Eurgh Equillibrium - Maintaining the Scales of Scuzziness
Rock Against Bassism - list/discuss your favourite bassists
Non Cyclical Rock Paper Scissors
Supported By - Acts That should tour together (999, The Police, Crispy Ambulance, The Fire Engines)
Ace Lines From Ian Dury Songs - Always popular.
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Ah, it's nothing personal.
Just a run of poor threads. Generally the kind of things you mention above don't generate much in the way of mindless bollocks chatter, but then I couldn't tell you what does. Except Ian Dury lines.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I did have thick cut marmalade on the toast if helps.
Other than that, I've nothing I'm afraid.
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Hitler goes to an old phsycic jew and says to her "What day will I die?"
"Well", she replies, "you shall die on a jewish holiday"
"How do you know this?" replies a shocked Hitler.
"Any day you die, will be a jewish holiday".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

if he's gone to a psychic and asked her
why is he shocked when she tells him?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Yay! Good 'un Gonzo.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Mourning the loss of hitlercock

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

His little Bratwurst, as it was known

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Personally, with a facial tattoo.
For others: street parties, ticker-tape parades, free gigs in parks (Skrewdriver are available for bookings), family fun days, half price entry to Wewelsburg Castle....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

And he never disappoints!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

A human torch procession of facists through the streets of Nuremburg.
I'll put each one out by pissing on them.

It will take a lot of beer.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

a cure for cancer?
Here's a start: www.bnl.gov/bnlweb/pubaf/pr/PR_display.asp?prID=1117
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

We could have a party in my back garden and sleep in tents
but because it's my garden it wont be your campsite party, oh no, it will be Mein Kamp(f) party
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

That's a high quality rubbish joke.

(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Invasion of Poland.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

On space hoppers?

(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)