I hate Travis Perkins
I bought a bag of cement from them, and the bloke out back surrounded by building materials sent me into the office to get a chit for the bag of cement and the blokey blokes in there were being blokey and even though I look a bit blokey I only have to open my mouth and everyone knows i'm not blokey...

...I think Homebase is more my thing
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The builder said to get it from Travis Perkins cos B&Q sand was too fine.
This stuff has lumps of grit and shells in it. It's blokey sand for sure. I'm worried it's too blokey.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Sounds like you're making up some good blokey concrete
I admire your blokeyness (yet fear it at the same time)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Only men not comfortable with their masculinity would hide behind their knowledge of various sands to boost their self esteem.
IMHO
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

This has the ring of truth.
I imagine they're all out the back of Travis Perkins building sandcastles (with shell windows).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Oh i'm sure they were all rampent shirters
but they would have beaten me to death with non-branded trade tools had I suggested it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)