I'm eligible for disability because of my eyesight
But it would be taking the piss to claim
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So that's why you're on here. You thought it was the Hello kitty website

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha
I drank Cherry Coke last night driving back from central london. But only 'cos the stupid shop didn't have Irn-Bru.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Not because you're a horrific pervert then!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I assure you
that's just a coincedence
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I wish it still had that naughty stuff in that used to make me drunk when I was a kid.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

that wasn't drunkeness
Cherry Coke- secret ingredient Rohypnol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

No, really
Cherry Coke used to make me all drunk-like.
Or my mum made cracking Jesus Juice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Jesus Juice?!
That sounds foul, what is it?
Edit: how was it dispensed?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Jesus Juice was what MJ called Coke with red wine in
when he was letting the nippers drink in Neverland.
ALLEGEDLY.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Shhhhhhh
The zombie Michael Jackson will travel back through time and diddle you!
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

*bawk*
Pack that in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I always thought there was something not-quite-right
about the facial expression of Santa Claus in those Coke adverts...now I've realised what the filthy bastard's up to.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

yuck
though apparantly I used to quite regularly pour wine into my Ribena when my parents backs were turned
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Red wine and Coke is actually quite nice
I think it's called calimucho
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

why would you ruin wine by pouring coke in it?
or coke by pouring wine in it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Calimocho
You do it to improve bad wines, the ones you buy in boxes, at 50p/litre
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

has buying better wine not occurred to anyone?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I'd never even thought
about mixing coke and wine before this
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

nor me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I didn't until I was offered it
I was a nay-sayer like you, but now I admit it is alright.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

You use cheap wine
Good for parties in the younger days.
Also when I went out with a mingebag we sometimes used that method to spread the wine further.

Nice in summer too. Just try it.

EDIT: Thank God there's a senorita in the house!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Rohypnol?
Edit: Hmmm...mindpiss.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I know someone who found out she was eligible for disability
because her 6-year-old son is a destructive, disobedient little shit. Now she gets an extra £360 a month on top of her £30k+ income and isn't sure what to spend it on, except another holiday.

I mean, what extra expenses do you incur by having an ADHD kid? Broken ornaments and laptop screens do not, in my book, count as expenses necessitating benefits.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

The inability to walk to school or behave in vehicles
Means having a taxi journey with a trained social worker escort.

/neighbour with adhd kid.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)