Well, the seven year old with the gun did look very official.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

gun gnu
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

they have gnus in hackney?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Many.
Drive bys are hilarious.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I can only imagine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I drove by your house last night
Twice. I was sad I could turn off the North Circular and have a threesome with you.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

You were sad?
Because you couldn't, or because you could?

Also, this is the second time, that I know of, that you and your gay car could've come for a drink but just gone right on by. THAT is sad.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Firstly
My car is awesome and manly. Secondly, I was helping my mate celebrate her birthday by being one of the designated drivers for a private karaoke party in Soho so wasn't allowed to stop :(

I think the car is manlier than the driver.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Well OK then.
And I'm not really in a position to mock your car when I don't have one.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I drove past your house last friday.
I thought about your hot wife, and nearly had an accident.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:20, Reply)

r hot wife in negligee
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)

But not in the car, eh? EH?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)